Since we moved to Brooklyn, Emma wouldn't shut up about walking the Brooklyn Bridge and getting a charcoal sketch of herself from Battery Park. How vain.
So, with only a few days remaining in the city, we decided to indulge her. Then we left her at home to see Star Trek. Enjoy!
How arrogant, raising your nose to everyone. You're only in a Dodge Neon, Emma.
Standing in the bike lane--how lawless.
On Brooklyn Bridge, with Manhattan Bridge behind us.
Hey baby, come to the bridge often?
It's like when the Incredible Hulk walks away at the end of the episode.
[cue the music]
Well said.
Sam offers to commission it for $150. We pitch $25. He accepts.
The prize. The resemblance is uncanny.
You're looking at the bull's balls, aren't you? Perv.
Some dudes on a building. Okay, it's actually the Surrogate's Court, but I don't know who they are.
A reasonable Michael Jackson facsimile.
Emma stops to enjoy a cool, refreshing drink of water.
She'll drink from a makeshift bowl, but still prefers the bottle.
A confident stroll.
So long, bridge.
One more quick pose before we leave.
Star Trek on two screens. Damn right.
I was the only guy at Star Trek who wasn't a nerd. Really, I know. Hard to believe, but it's true. Yup.
Spotted at the Coney Island subway stop! The Warriors live! They really are the best.
Today's route:
I hope you guys are having a going away party, at least so all your friends can fight like vultures over the stuff you're leaving behind: half-empty containers of Old Bay seasoning, chipped coffee mugs, etc.
ReplyDeletedid Emma's frightening appearence force anyone to jump off the bridge at the sight of her?
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